Scout Jokes
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A surgeon with eight arms.
Josh: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
William: What?
Josh: Doctopus.
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Why coyotes call at night.
Sam: Why do coyotes call at night?
Nolan: I don’t know. Why?
Sam: Because the rates are cheaper.
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“Different Kinds of Sunglasses”
A book never written: “Different Kinds of Sunglasses” by Ray Ban and Oak Lee.
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Most important element.
Teacher: Johnny, what is one of the most important elements we use?
Johnny: The element of surprise!
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“How to Drive a Train”
A book never written: “How to Drive a Train” by N.G. Neer.
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Wreath of $100 bills.
Fred: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?
Joe: This one is a toughy.
Fred: Aretha Franklin!
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“How to Identify Your Cattle”
A book never written: “How to Identify Your Cattle” by Brandon Steers.
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A prison for night birds.
Bob: What do you call a prison for night birds?
Joe: I have no clue.
Bob: OWLcatraz!
Bob: Who is OWLcatraz’s most famous prisoner?
Joe: Who?
Bob: OWL Capone!
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“The Best Skateboard”
A book never written: “The Best Skateboard” by Ella Ment.
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A mouse’s favorite game.
Don: What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Ed: I don’t know. What?
Don: Parcheesy.
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“My walking stick broke”
Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good. Now you won’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.
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Why the rolling pin was rich.
Ryan: Why did the mixer think the rolling pin was rich?
Ryannah: Why?
Ryan: Because it was rolling in dough!
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“Collecting Knickknacks”
A book never written: “Collecting Knickknacks” by Bob L. Head.
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What the custodian wears.
Jay: What does the custodian wear when he cleans the library?
Ray: What?
Jay: A dust jacket.
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“How to Do Magic Tricks”
A book never written: “How to Do Magic Tricks” by Justin Illusion.
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Digging for fishing bait.
Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom.
“No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.”
“It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”
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A guy late for work.
A guy shows up late for work, so his boss yells, “You should have been here at 8:30!”
“Why?” the guy asks. “What happened at 8:30?”
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“How to Stay Cold”
A book never written: “How to Stay Cold” by Mel Ting.
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