We are a member of the Arrowhead District of the Greater Western Reserve Council.
An old man was talking to his neighbor. “I just bought a new hearing aid,” he says. “It cost me $4,000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” his neighbor says. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty,” the old man says.
Stephan: Did you hear about the two guys who froze at a drive-in movie?
Daniel: No. What happened?
Stephan: They had gone to see “Closed for Winter”!
Gregory: What instrument did the Egyptians play while writing hieroglyphics?
Joshua: I don’t know.
Gregory: The cymbals!
Ian: What did the teacher say when the chicken got all its work right?
Daddy: What?
Ian: “Eggs-ellent!”
Chase: What do cows do on a Friday night?
Cordell: I don’t know. What?
Chase: They go to the mooooovies!