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Martial arts and the immune system.

18 hours 17 min ago

John: What do you get when you cross martial arts and the immune system?
Justin: I have no idea.
John: Kung-flu fighting!


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A car that runs on electricity.

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 12:01am

Austin: What kind of car runs on only electricity?
Lenny: Beats me.
Austin: A volts-wagon!


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“This room looks like a pig sty”

Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:01am

Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.


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Never tell an icicle a secret.

Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:01am

Mohammad: Why is it a bad idea to tell secrets to an icicle?
Terrence: I don’t know. Why?
Mohammad: Because they crack under pressure!


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“Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches”

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 12:01am

A book never written: “Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches” by Sandy Aygo.


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When the duck’s egg broke.

Sat, 08/28/2010 - 12:20am

Evan: What did the duck say when its egg broke?
Jake: Beats me.
Evan: “Oops, I quacked it!”


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“I hate snakes”

Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:01am

Tom Swiftie: “I hate snakes,” Tom hissed.


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Pirates can’t learn the alphabet.

Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:01am

Jim: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Bo: I haven’t a clue.
Jim: Because they spend years at “C”!


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“Where Insects Live”

Wed, 08/25/2010 - 12:01am

A book never written: “Where Insects Live” by Ann T. Hill.


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Getting rid of an old recliner.

Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:23am

Nico: How do you get rid of an old recliner?
Lee: I don’t know. How?
Nico: Give it to chair-ity!


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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:37am

Adam: Knock, knock.
Amanda: Who’s there?
Adam: Cash.
Amanda: Cash, who?
Adam: I didn’t know you were a nut!


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What the casket said.

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 12:01am

Evan: What did one casket say to the other?
Ryan: Tell me.
Evan: “Is that you coffin?”


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Daffynition: Medical staff

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 12:01am

Daffynition: Medical staff—What a doctor uses for a cane.


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When a frogs breaks down.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:01am

Gary: What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
Dan: I don’t know. What?
Gary: It gets toad!


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“Blending In”

Tue, 08/17/2010 - 12:01am

A book never written: “Blending In” by Cam E. Leon.


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The chicken crossed the playground.

Mon, 08/16/2010 - 12:01am

Cale: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Joe: Beats me.
Cale: To get to the other slide!


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Daffynition: Farmer

Sun, 08/15/2010 - 1:47am

Daffynition: Farmer—One who is outstanding in his field.


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Dracula’s favorite circus act.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 12:01am

Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!


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What happened to the shoe salesman.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:26am

Chris: What happened to the shoe salesman over the weekend?
John: I don’t know.
Chris: He turned into a loafer!


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“All About Atoms”

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 1:33am

A book never written: “All About Atoms” by Molly Cule.


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