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Scout Jokes
Overworked mailburro’s charity.
Sal: What do you call a charity that helps overworked mailburros?
Ben: I don’t know.
Sal: “Comic relief!”
A turtle and a porcupine.
Evan: What do you get when a turtle and a porcupine cross the street?
Allison: What?
Evan: A slow-poke!
Are we poisonous?
Two snakes are sitting in the garden.
“Are we poisonous?” one asks its friend.
“I don’t know. Why do you ask?” the friend says.
“I just bit my tongue!”
Travels all around the world.
Steve: What stays in the corner but travels all around the world?
Jason: I don’t know.
Steve: A stamp!
Staring at the orange juice.
Bob: Why was the man staring at a bottle of orange juice?
Joe: Beats me.
Bob: Because it said “concentrate” on the side!
“Getting Rid of Stress”
Egg’s shouldn’t laugh.
“Beauty Secrets”
The dog bit me.
Mailman: That dog bit me on the arm.
Mailburro: Did you put anything on it?
Mailman: No. I think he liked it plain!
That dog bit me on the arm.
Mailman: That dog bit me on the arm.
Mailburro: Did you put anything on it?
Mailman: No. I think he liked it plain!
Starts with a P and ends with an E.
Andrew: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
Ryan: I don’t know.
Andrew: The post office!
What snowmen eat for breakfast.
What happened to the peanut.
Garrett: Did you hear about the two peanuts that were walking down the street?
Clay: No, what happened?
Garrett: One of them was assaulted!
A good racecar driver.
Bob: Why was the Scout such a good racecar driver?
Joe: I don’t know. Why?
Bob: Because he did a good turn daily!
The monster’s three socks.
Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!